it was a warm summer night, I had just left my group of friends to head home from the movie theater. I pull my Incredible out of my pocket to check the time, 8:45, if i was to make it home in time for the android central podcast i was going to have to hurry. To my right i see a dark alley, i know it would get me home faster, however, this was a regular hangout of the iPhone ninjas. I breathe deeply and cautiously head down the alley. After i pass the dumpster POW! 3 of these iNinjas surround me. "Is that an iPhone?" one ninja asks, pointing to the Incredible i was still clutching in my hand. "no" I said "it's better". "Better then the iPhone?" another ninja laughingly quirks "do you know who your messing with fan boy?" as he punches me in the face. I blind him with my beautiful AMOLED screen and BOOM judo chop he's down, "two more to go" i say. PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH from ninja 2, all 3 are kinda slow, I come back with PUNCH KICK HEADBUTT. "see, multitasking is worth it." With one left i turn to him "your 1GHZ snapdragon processor is fast i see" says the last ninja, "lets see how you do against my Flash Bash!". "My weak point! I don't have froyo yet!" i cry. Laughing he tries to send me to hulu. "NOOO.." Then i remember that is his weak spot also. Quickly i point him to Flash.com and CRASH! almost instantly the last one falls. I look at the time 8:52. "still time" and as i go to put my phone back in my pocket it slips out my hand and onto the concrete ground. "If only i had a case" i said, kicking the last ninja on the ground in frustration before continuing home.