[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[Ezhik]

There once was a bored hedgehog,
With no way to post to his blog.
He decided to win a tablet,
Since a Nexus is a fun magnet.
So he made up a rhyming log.

 

[Cmgrem1]

There once was a 10? called tab,
That now is just seen as a slab.
Then there appeared.
More google gear,
That became the ?NEXUS? of all gab.

 

[mctech247]

there once was an android named Lloyd
Who dreamed of being smarter than Freud
he updated his firmware
used Google now everywhere
And now he knows all and has been redeployed...

I think this works

 

[bbycrts]

I once wrote lines for a Nexus
More likely chance than a Lexus
I'll do most anything
To win this cool thing
Even take a shot to my solar plexus!

 

[Cranky Bear]

So AC's got a contest again
I asked Phil, I'd like a Nexus 7 then!
"A word to the wise,
It's not about size..."
Phil sneered as he held his Nexus 10.

 

[vancouverp]

There once was a free Nexus 7
Last chance to win b'fore Armageddon!
Without my tablet's been no fun
Young Scooby chewed my last one.
He's lucky all dogs go to heaven.

 

[travo1978]

If Google could grow these on trees
we could all get them free as we please
how I wish this were true
but to get one brand new...
at least we aren't down on our knees

 

[benhmartin]

A tablet from Google'd precipitate
the winner a chance to pontificate
from the screen of his Nexus
'gainst the staff that's Alexa's
who say you're ranked two seven sixty-eight.

 

[dinzkie]

Regardless of how canned and green you look
i'm clearly hooked
Oh, i love you, android
Cant stop me now, december 21st asteroid
I'm completely done with the iOS of Tim Cook!

 

[uofmike]

There once was a man named Nickinson
Whose name didn't rhyme with anything
But a Nexus 7 he will bring
If you give him a ring
With a reply that is quick
and a sweet limerick
You've heard my voice
Make the right choice
and pick-it-son

 

[xtremedyme]

There was a young boy from atlanta
da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
Who dreamed of androids in his pajamas
da DUM da da DUM da da DUM
He starred at the stars dreaming of the S3
da DUM da da DUM
But woke up and got a galaxy
da da DUM da da DUM

 

[r1fo]

Whether I am traveling near or far,
Whilst riding a train or relaxing in a bar,
I have long yearned for a tablet to bear,
To play Angry Birds or use Foursquare,
The solution is a Nexus 7, but alas no cigar.

 

[Nathan_SG]

For Christmas, my son would like a Nexus 7
If I could win it for him, he would be in Heaven
He would probably jump for joy,
And he would be one happy boy.
Please pick me to win since he is only 13 ... not 11

 

[arariel]

There once was a tiny green bot
Who no one gave much of a shot
He'll never compete
Nokia told Venture Beat
But now look at how far symbian got!

 

[WatcherJohn]

There once was an old man from Texas, who made up a rhyme about Nexus
?I wish that it came embossed with my name. This Give-Away stuff is infectious!?

 

[Freak.A.Droid]

There once was a free Nexus 7
That was free to be given this very day :-$
I hear that winning it is like going to heaven
so give it to me and I'll be on my way . . . . O

 

[JayND]

i think I would like that there Nexus
to go with my imaginary Lexus
the car I can't have
'cause my income's too sad
Hey Nexus also rhymes with Texas!

...I'm prettysure the meter's kinda off but there ya go.

 

[miguel4360]

Here's my Christmas List said the wife.
Any one of these two will suffice:
An Audi or Lexus....
Instead I got her a Nexus
Now my days are filled with strife!!!!

 

[Sladen5150]

There was a great tablet named 7
Which came like a present from heaven.
The tablet is nifty
For free would be thrifty
The winner will be in seven heaven

 

[Vyrlokar]

I would be a fool
if I didn't find a nexus cool
It has jelly bean
It's not a has been
If you don't agree you are a tool

Not a native speaker, so this was the best I could do