[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[adobe1kinobe]

There once was a blog AndroidCentral
Who was gifting Nexus 7's with potential
I thought i'd give it a try
Even though i might cry
A limerick like this makes winning essential!

 

[Walkop]

There once was a free Nexus 7,
Who came down and graced me from heaven.
I fell down my stairs,
All free from them lay'rs,
From OEM's that think they are leaven.

 

[lancehart]

iPad owners typically are Snooty
They keep iPhones close to their booty
They can't see that Android is just right,
Or understand a Nexus 7 delight,
I guess they all have Cooties

 

[calvinserrano]

Twas the night before Nexus, and all through the house
Not an iPhone was stirring, but instead my mouse
as I type this limerick, my words come to bear
That a nexus 7, might come to my doorstep for christmas cheer.

My Evo is lonely, just sitting right there
A nice Tegra-3 quad core could be a new friend
If I get this nexus, the world will not end

Downloading apps all through the night
Now Maxathon, Now Netflix, Now Widgetsoid, now Nova Launcher
On Kairosoft, On RiF, On FPSE, On Gameloft
To the top of this homescreen, and the top of the next
Now swipe away swipe away swipe away text!

good evening and good night from calvinserrano and have a very merry christmas to you all.

 

[fogel35]

Woman keep your hands off my Nexus Ten
I do not need nor want a Samsung S-Pen
For my wife needs a tablet
Since I am such a Zealot
Only then could I curl up in my den.

 

[hbarrynz]

There once was a fanboy named Floyd
Who never agreed with Android
One day he got hold of a Nexus
And in a move that did surely perplex us
He does nothing but rave of the power of droid

 

[Freddie Torres]

I love to make that dough
but i spent it on hoe
id feel like i was in heaven
if i got that nexus 7
so please pick me my bro

 

[Seegar]

There once was a lad named Rob
Going to college was his job
He was an Android-fanboy
And wanted for Christmas a new toy
So hurry up Santa, chop chop!

 

[huckneck]

Oh, how I love the Android Open Source Project
And would love a way to connect,
Maybe load a new ROM,
Thank God it's not a Palm,
A Nexus 7 I would like to collect.

 

[mikewells]

If I had a Nexus 7,
I'd feel like I was in high Heaven!
I'd play with my beans, you know what I means?
I already love Four Dot Eleven (4.1.1)!!

 

[DrunkFux]

Its Thanks to Android Central,
For Fandroids being so mental.
The contests are amazing,
Participants always Blazing,
Whoever wins is surely Sentimental...!

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Q

 

[biga187]

The same iPhone are come yearly and repetitive.
Windows phone could not dethrone the mobile king.
Then Android came out and started being competitive.
Now iPhone has Apple Maps, zing.

 

[texan_pre2]

There once was tablet called Nexus
created by Google to vex us
Apple will wail
but they'll just fail
'cause Seven is bigger than Texas!

 

[BortFrenzy]

With less than a week till Christmas Day,
I entered a Nexus 7 giveaway.
I like the free things,
that AC brings.
Because I'm mostly too cheap to pay.

 

[mjwedan]

Just a little brown-nosing for a Nexus 7?

Many find Android sentimental,
Some even say transcendental,
But one thing I know,
For my Android info,
There?s no better place than Android Central!

 

[Robbzilla]

There once was a free Nexus Seven
It was measured and kneaded and leavened.
It shined and it glowed
The widgets, they flowed!
This tablet was rated eleven!

 

[mELIANTE]

I don't know what is a limmerick
Maybe some kind of gimmick
With a Nexus 7 for me
I'll not make potpourri
And most certainly not mimic

 

[rsguy]

I once was an owner of an iPhone 4
Grew sick of iOS and it's restrictions galore
So to fill the Void
I switched to Android
And I had never seen this kind of freedom in my phone before.

 

[MarkSeven]

I dreamed of a tablet called Nexus
To own one is to be respected
Since my name is Seven
winning one would be Heaven
For then I can stay well connected!

-Mark Seven-

 

[DrewJaeger]

There once was a boy named Drew
He wanted to win an Android Tablet from you
If he loses he throws fits
Gets so angry he spits
So let's make sure it comes through

(won't really be angry, it just worked for the limerick)