[Closed] Nexus 7-a-day giveaway - Dec. 19

[anon721672]

There once was a man who lived on the moon
and thought that his life was passing over so soon
so accustomed to lonely and the moonish breeze tides
yet he lacked of a way to entertain all his times
till he got a nice wave sent up from the earth
from a satellite beam, filled with joy filled with mirth
about a contest that could brighten his time
"Dear Moon God this nexus oh let it be mine"

Hope this qualifies as a limerick

 

[Xenx]

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose tablet didn't quite cut it.
He went onto the web, he found this cool thread and within his head said .... it.

 

[freeborock]

Android this
Android that
Android Central forums is where its at
My Nexus 4 has glass on the front &...oh wait
At lease it doesn't have a apple on the back

 

[dealicious]

There once was a guy named John
A tablet he wanted, but had none
In the days before Christmas, a contest he entered
And now John was the proud owner of one

 

[stephentr]

Android life for me
Google set me free
From the walled garden of Apple's ecosystem
Now I can spread Android wisdom
Because Android devices are a beauty.

 

[Hongguo An]

How can you attach a image here? do I have to host it somewhere?

 

[Nick8539]

This contest requires some work
And now I feel like a dork
But with a Nexus Seven
I will be in heaven
And happily feast on some pork!

Happy Holidays!

 

[Daniel Burk]

There once was an old android tablet,
Who took to the outdoors as a habit.
With HD galore, and an app that made s'mores,
he camped out with his pal Wi-Fi Rabbit.

 

[ryelle62]

Oh we so want to win a new Nexus
since the limits of iPads can vex us
Please deliver this treat
To make the holiday sweet
And our smile will big just like Texas

 

[titaniac]

There once was a girl from Texas
Who got her man a new Nexus.
But he said "No Way!"
When she wanted to play
Now he knows how life without sex is.

 

[xvflutop]

All the good people in heaven
Are given a new Nexus 7
What of those down below?
They're given an iPhone
And forced to watch the joy above them

 

[Rittschatt Behbeh]

There once was this DROID phone from Shanghai,
Who waited to get to this young guy.
It combed its honey,
And beaned its jelly,
So shiny the truck drove the wrong way.

 

[Prophet22]

There once was a business named Apple.
whose tablets were more like a shackle.
Over the years,
they've fallen with tears.
As a result of the Android tackle.

 

[smwinn7]

There once was a boy named Andy
Who ate Apples and Blackberries all day
But the fruit got mad
To be treated like snacks
They took Andy to court
He brought spork and ate all of them up for lunch

 

[Srahim.Adams]

The android system packs laughs anatomical
In technological aura that is quite economical.
But the competition I've seen
So seldom are pristine
And the competition is constantly comical.

:-X

 

[smrtfone]

A clumsy old fellow named Tim
Accidentally taught his Android tablet to swim
Feeling sad and sentimental
He surfed Android Central
Then Phil Nickenson said "Hey. Tim WINS!"

 

[ScottColbert]

In the days of old
Before tablets were sold,
And Apple was just a fruit.
Our little green friend, came round the bend
And gave Tim Cook the boot.

 

[scabbard]

Android is truly versatile, other os's lack style, so think my son, and before you're done, you'll realize widgets are better than tiles

 

[jeby]

There was once a man with no tablet
When 7 came out, he had to have it
He wrote his first poem
One of epitome
The win he knew, he'd just grabbed it

 

[squintyboy]

android over apple any day
theres no other way
jellybean beats ios
thats no bs
thats all i have to say