1. Turn the lights down low
2. Put on some Barry White
3. Whisper sexy things to it. Praise its many virtues.
4. Then cross my fingers, turn it on, and pray to Jebus I get a decent signal here on The Street The Carriers Forgot.
If that goes well, I'm going to go out and get my Turn By Turn Navigation on for the first time ever. This service was made for me. It's going to be like getting thumbs after a lifetime of no thumbs.
Then I'm just going to download and try out the zillion apps I've been bookmarking for the past six months since I'm an Android virgin. I know I'll want to play with video and photo manipulation/uploading too and start shopping for some kind of compatible stereo dock and nightstand dock and car dock and other accessories. I'll want to set up some money management stuff and some kind of RSS something to unify an simplify the daily things I check. I'll get my online pantry/grocery/menu/recipe HQ scenario set up. I'll load upon ebooks, sample some games, and audition various apps to replicate my Palm Memo function and import that content. I know I'll be on this thing for like 48 hours straight with a few naps here and there, which ought to tell me something about its battery life.