Dying Blackjack II needs to be replaced
My Blackjack II has seen better days--
I?m afraid it?s fading fast.
It seems it was just yesterday
It was unboxed, but time has passed.
It doesn?t seem as shiny, nor
as pleasing to the eye.
And it doesn?t help that my daughter played
Games on it after eating pie.
So it has tiny fingerprints,
and some scratches and some dents.
But what I?m scared of most of all
Is illustrated by these events:
To listen to some songs last week,
I ran Kinoma Play.
It sounded like a scratchy 45
From ?69, not from today.
And please can you explain to me
What makes Google Maps insist
That every trip, no matter where I start
Must end at Best Buy (it?s futile to resist).
And PockeTwit?don?t get me started!?
It just can?t get things right.
My Blackjack II is so confused,
It?s tweeting day and night.
It tweets without my knowledge
To my friends both far and near.
I even think it tweets itself
When I?m not around. Oh, dear!
I?ve restarted, yes, and hard reset
But poor Blackjack II, it's gone "flatline."
So please give me the Incredible,
later this week will be just fine.