hahaha... I can't help but laugh at how this whole thing has gone down. I just hosed myself!
Ordered on Amazon using my wife's number at 11:12PM. Went through, estimated delivery on March 21. I'm OK with that, saves me $70+tax.
Ordered on Amazon using MY number at 11:18PM. Went through, estimated delivery on March 29-30!!! AHHHH!!! I'm screwed. Now I'm tempted to call Amazon at 7am and cancel the order, then run over to my VZW store and camp out. But I'm betting if I did that somehow the Amazon order would screw up my upgrade eligibility.