Deceit, love and a BlackBerry Storm.
Deceit, love and a BlackBerry Storm.
When the Storm initially arrived I was delighted. Finally a reason to get in to the smartphone era, which I previously bucked and stuck with feature phones whose features I never used. I had a friend that worked at a Verizon store and found out that one store in town would have 20 of them available while the rest would have 1 or 2. I called work and let them know I would be a little bit late, I normally get in around 7:00 AM.
I had surgery on my elbow (a tendon) two days prior and it was wrapped up in a cast but that didn't stop me from driving to the other side of town for an hour and a half to get to the store with 20 on hand.
It was 6:30 AM. The parking lot smelled of exhaust of those idling in their cars, not brave enough to force their way in to the line, figuring there would be phones available to all.
There was an aura of excitement about, but I knew one thing most didn't. There were only 20 phones.
I walked up in to the line. I was hoping people would have pity on me for being in a cast and would let me cut in line to ensure one of the 20 phones, no such luck.
Naturally those same people were curious about my cast and would ask me why I had it on.
I decided to make up some story about getting hit by a car as some unsuspecting pedestrian walking down the side of the road, maybe then they will let me cut.
No such luck, the simply scoffed about the irresponsibility of the Arizona drivers and shared their own near-misses with the local motorists, of course none of them came to near-death like the sound of my fake story but that's how it goes.
I was number 17 in line and thinking of all the possibilities that could make things go bad. What if someone bought more than one in front of me? What if they had a whole family that was saving their upgrade for the most perfect phone, the Storm?
As it neared 7:00 AM, when the store opened early just for this phone event, more people gathered to get a chance at bragging rights for getting the phone opening day. Just a few moments before 7, a young kid, maybe 17 years old, who most likely told his friends the day before of how much he didn't want to get to work extra early and deal with the campers, came out of the door and signed us up to the sign in sheet.
When it came to me, I wrote my name as legibly as possible. I didn't want them to say my name wrong when it was my turn and I miss my chance. As I wrote my name I noticed I was number 14, not number 17 as I previously counted.
I was confused, no one left, they were all still in line. Someone in front of me was as diligent as me in counting out spots asked those up front. Three wives came with their husbands to camp out. They wanted to see the phone for themselves in case they wanted one too.
That begged the question, what happens if they want it... do they get to order one in front of us? The question was posed to the kid with the clipboard and he said they will need to sign in if they want a phone.
Good news! The phone of my dreams will be mine!
The doors opened and we piled inside for our chance at the prize. Some gentlemen got out of one of the limited benches so the man that was recently struck by a car, me, could sit. That was kind of him, I was slightly weaker from the surgery and my arm began to throb.
They called my name and I leaped with excitement. I got to the desk and I asked what place am I in? I got the 17th phone. Obviously someone managed to get more than one, or an employee or two got one before the rest of us. Either way I got my new phone.
Once I got to the car, I immediately began to pair my phone to my car. It has one of those handy built in bluetooth deals that let you talk through the stereo. Once that was set, I tried to figure out how to lock the phone so I didn't accidentally press buttons. I didn't figure it out immediately but somehow accidentally locked it before I actually realized how to do it. I put the phone in my pocket.
My girlfriend, now ex-girlfriend, and I had broken up the previous week and hadn't really talked since then. I did mention I was going to get a Storm opening day to her earlier though, which she couldn’t have cared less about. As I made the long drive across town to work, the music on my stereo stopped playing and a phone started to ring. I quickly pressed the button on my stereo to hang up.
About a minute later it happened again. It seemed to keep happening every time I hit the break a little. I was worried my phone was broken and kept randomly calling people. I suppose I could have pulled over and checked the phone that was in my pocket, but I was on a stretch of road that all of the lights turn green perfectly for you if you go the speed limit and I was making good time. I couldn't pull out my phone while I was driving because one arm was in a cast and the other had to hold on to the steering wheel. My car was in bad need of an alignment so letting go of the steering wheel all together wasn't a good idea.
The phone made about 15 calls by the time I hit a red light that I could stop and pull it out of my pocket. It was wedged under my leg so that way when I hit the break, it dialed. The phone came unlocked somehow, or maybe I never actually locked it and thought I did being that it was my first BlackBerry.
I glanced at the call history and saw that those 15 calls went to my ex-girlfriend who probably thought I was having some sort of crisis of the heart and instead of standing outside her bedroom window clutching a boombox playing 80's music, I instead called her manically. This wasn't the case since the previous week we made quite the effort to burn any bridge between us.
That put me in to a vague panic but I was almost to work.
She eventually called me to make sure there wasn't an emergency but I briefly explained I bought the new phone and had "butt-dialed" her repeatedly.
Of course she took that the wrong way and thought I was making some sort of joke and was looking for a "booty-call" which she yelled and hung up. Oh well, so it goes.
I'm hoping for a MUCH smoother first day of owning a HTC Incredible and am looking for the next best thing. I would love to get this phone for free to offset some of the opening day shenanigans that I went through with the Storm.
That's only part of my life with a Storm, but it was my opening day! It was a very bad day and started off my life with a Storm badly. Hope you pick me and help me have a better first impression!