Running between offices today, going from VP's cubbie hole "office", the training room and back, I stopped by our Presidents office at her request to see my "new toy". She does a few swipes here and there on my EVO, smirks (I like to believe thats because she's jealous

) and then politely hands my phone back and says "Not bad, but it's no iPhone", and she then pulls out her CrApple iPhone as I am putting mine back in my pocket. She says to me, "Can your phone do this? Can your phone do that?", as she performs some lame brain tasks on apps that no one in their right mind could ever possibly need or want. I am trying to be cordial here and not be a smartass, I mean she is the president of our company and all.
Then she holds her phone towards me and says, "I bet you wish you had multitasking like this bad boy..."-this is where my heart begins to studder. I grin, go for my phone, and as I am pulling it out, it starts ringing and startles me a bit. I guess it was the sweat on my hands, or the nervousness of trying to one up my boss (finally), or just being surprised at the ringing, but as I pull the ringing phone out, it slips out of my palm in a forward motion, flying in slow motion towards the edge of her desk corner. I lunge forward, trying to break its fall, and end up doing one of those horrendously awkward fumbling grasps with my EVO, not able to firmly grip it, and it hits the tile floor and bounces three times, corner to corner, to devastating corner, and lands smack dab on its face.
Boss produces an evil grin...
Luckily, there were no cracks on the glass, no dings on the corners, but there is now a jagged cut on the side of the EVO, that has been reminding me of my clumsiness since 1pm today, every time I take a call. GRRRRRRR...
Its bad enough I got owned by my boss, but if I had a badass case from Seidio, I could have outshined her iPhone with the cracked windshield from her clumsiness by showing that I know how to take care of my "toys".