Also, I have no idea what could be causing any of those crazy FC issues. I literally haven't done a full wipe in over 50 builds. I have flashed all kinds of kernels, tried out all kinds of themes or framework mods, never had any sort of FC's other then poorly written apps. I'm not trying to dismiss anyone's claims, it just seems odd to me. Make absolutely sure you are wiping cache and dalvik before flashing, make sure you are not flashing from ROM Manager, make sure you are not overclocking. Lastly, if you have these issues on stock kernel, try one of the alternatives from the OP.
Note; there is a new Tiamat kernel available on XDA, however I will not be linking to it here. Less then ten minutes after flashing my phone rebooted and bootlooped, so I re-flashed the newest incredikernel and all is well.