I think I can create one of these conversation without having ever been in one recently.
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Them: Hi. My nme is Noinfo Boy. How can I help you today?
Me: Hi. I have a Samsung Fascinate and am very frustrated with the lack of updates for the phone
Them: So if I understand correctly you are frustrated with the fact that your phone has not been updated.
me: yes. That is correct. Do you know when there will be an update?
Them: I am very sorry to hear that you are having these frustrations. We are working hard to get our updates out as quickly as possible but at this time we do not have information on when the updates will be released. Nor would I tell you have I did have a clue because we are not supposed to provide useful information like that.
Me: I've had this phone for a long time and other phones are 2 OS's past us. What gives?
Them: We are working very hard to get updates out to each phone. I'm sorry you are frustrated with the wait.
Me: Well, when will they be out?
Them: We do not have that information available at this time?
Me: Will I ever get my phone updated? This is extremely frustrating.
Them: I'm sorry. We are working hard, but do not have a release date at this time. Is there anything else I can help you with, even though I have helped you with absolutely nothing so far?
Me: No. That is is.
Them: Thank you for calling and for your business. Have a great week!
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Did I miss anything?